captainmjolnir: variablejabberwocky: hypotheticalwoman: 3rdrudy: emerald-observance: 3rdru...
'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger'
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we've just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
infamousnfamous: primsore: if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you're not a...
if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you're not a model for spongebob tampons
who lives in the vagina of a young teen
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
absorbent and yellow and bloody is he
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
kinkystartshere: Xox
Xox
poopflow: danisnotanfire: poopflow: there is something magical about blogging a simply put post...
there is something magical about blogging a simply put post with absolutely no false hidden meanings
nogo away
the-milk-eyed-mender: mattap0sprime: xtofux: buzzfeedanimals: ...
Is there anything sweeter than a dog with a mustache?
Probably not.
Oh.
OMG!
OH MY GOD
2am-poetry: for some reason I'm in such a lovely mood right now I want to kiss and roll and...
for some reason I'm in such a lovely mood right now
I want to kiss and roll and cuddle
yet my bed is bare
I shall love myself
shh-im-wondering: thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy: So this is...
thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:
So this is the best thing
Oh this one's pretty good
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you...
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that's why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
floozys: "boys will be bo-" *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR...
"boys will be bo-"
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
sasstielspn: madabearr: HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY...
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONEmade a good first impression you cultured sex thing
empresswuofthetangclan: Me having a crush on you means I will flirtatiously like your blog posts...
Me having a crush on you means I will flirtatiously like your blog posts without shame when I'm drunk.
fearlesskids: fromonesurvivortoanother: commanderinqueef: imagine if butterflies breathed...
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
"hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?"
*puff puff*
"thanks little buddy"
"yo butterfly light my joint"
"thanks lil nigga"
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1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i'm chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
He loves it! So happy he won't stop playing it and its...
He loves it! So happy he won't stop playing it and its cute but annoying. So happy he loves it.
lander32: Someone felt fabulous
Someone felt fabulous
More parents need to do this!!!
More parents need to do this!!!
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